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It’d be more interesting if Pratt played someone who somehow gets little bits of white spittle foam in the corners of his mouth when he talks.

It sounds like they might have just been pointed at the entrances and exterior. That’d show her leaving, but not what she was doing.

Looks like Danny Trejo promoting his new film, Machete Sings

“They only have blink and you miss it characters of other groups (with the sole exception of Michael Pena and he was funny but a stereotype).”

Skiing accident and untreated internal bleeding. She might have been okay if they’d done a craniotomy to relieve the pressure. IMHO, I am not a doctor.

PAYDAY

What happens, in general, if the anthem is preceded by the announcement “Please kneel for the national anthem”?

“Your entire life experiences are nothing like officers face in a single day.”

I think Penn Jillette named a daughter Moxie Crimefighter.

TBH that’s one of the crazy celeb kid names I kinda like.

I commented “Team prayer to Moloch”

“The guy was practically a god there”

Before Paterno, Penn State students had to share a wax tablet with their reading materials inscribed upon it.

Just don’t be like the guy in New Hampshire who blew $3000 at a carnival trying to win an XBox, and only won a stuffed banana with dreadlocks.

You could have saved us a lot of time by just saying “Pluto emits X-rays but they’re from the atmosphere, not from the Mi-go.”

So you’re not opposed to comments on appearance out of any actual principle. Gotcha.

Except it wasn’t a rape joke. It was a reference to an old meme that is obliquely related to possible rape.

“Rape victims don’t just decide they will now be thin skinned about what everyone else might think is no big deal.”

“If you would have read the whole thing, you would have noted that it wasn’t an isolated incident.”

Your Kinja username triggers traumatised victims of the Cultural Revolution.