captainsparky
CaptainSparky
captainsparky

Onliest <- one of my favorite words. I live on an island off the coast of Honduras founded by pirates. It's basically just a sub for "only".

Questlove from The Roots.

This is Izzy Lola Pop-Pop. She was found in the road with her brother! We thought she was a Jack Pit mix but she's not too crazy lol, so maybe some kind of hound...? I am more of a cat person, but I love her SO MUCH.

OMG I am freaking out right now - your dog looks sooooo much like my new puppy!!! Do you know what breed/s she is? Even the light colored eyes! SO WEIRD AND COOL!

OMIGOSH THAT WOULD BE SOOOO COOL.

I am a tech idiot who would pirate only lost / damaged / stolen stuff if I had my own computer and if I knew how. I would like the following CDs & DVDs that I used to own replaced:

My current and one of my exes have these kinds of orgasms, but not through oral as you're describing. Idk for sure but I think you're right about the prostrate fluid.

Just use your MIND ala Men Who Stare at Goats. XD (no but seriously, it could work.)

I was miserable as a kid. I stayed up reading. If I'd been able to communicate with groups of kids who didn't think I was weird instead of reading I don't think I would've felt so depressed and alone for so much of my childhood years. So I don't buy this part:

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OH did you see her on Drunk History?! SO GOOD.

A kitten or puppy? Does she have pets?

Which awesome person is going to find me a different link for me, a not living in the U.S. person?

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The version that played over the credits does have Lonely Island in it:

Have you seen those old ads that told us we should douche with LYSOL?!? ARGH!

Well, Idk if I have the same thing author had BUT treating myself with Monistat started me bleeding and I didn't stop for 6 months. So I would much rather stick a garlic clove up there than stuff that will, at the very least, irritate my cooch.

BUT WHAT IF *WE* ARE CYLONS?!?! It could've already happened!!!

And what about repeat customers?! Maybe that's covered in the book...

TERRY CREWS, PLEASE MAKE TSHIRTS WITH YOUR PIC AND THE WORDS "We are feminists." AND I WILL BUY ONE AND WEAR IT ALL THE TIME.

He set himself on fire to protest. "THEY'RE TAQUITOS! JUST CALL THEM TAQUITOS DAMMIT!"