OMG I am freaking out right now - your dog looks sooooo much like my new puppy!!! Do you know what breed/s she is? Even the light colored eyes! SO WEIRD AND COOL!

My current and one of my exes have these kinds of orgasms, but not through oral as you're describing. Idk for sure but I think you're right about the prostrate fluid.

OH did you see her on Drunk History?! SO GOOD.

A kitten or puppy? Does she have pets?

Which awesome person is going to find me a different link for me, a not living in the U.S. person?

Have you seen those old ads that told us we should douche with LYSOL?!? ARGH!

Well, Idk if I have the same thing author had BUT treating myself with Monistat started me bleeding and I didn't stop for 6 months. So I would much rather stick a garlic clove up there than stuff that will, at the very least, irritate my cooch.

And what about repeat customers?! Maybe that's covered in the book...

TERRY CREWS, PLEASE MAKE TSHIRTS WITH YOUR PIC AND THE WORDS "We are feminists." AND I WILL BUY ONE AND WEAR IT ALL THE TIME.

He set himself on fire to protest. "THEY'RE TAQUITOS! JUST CALL THEM TAQUITOS DAMMIT!"

Can't think of anything to say. I guess just know that you're not alone even if it feels that way sometimes. <3 <3 <3

http://acidmartini.kinja.com/tag/scary-thin… these kept me occupied for hours yesterday! Very highly recommended.

You could bring one of your weird friends to prospects on the sly and see what kind of vibes they pick up... :)

had a friend who lived in a place that gave her the heebie jeebies with her husb. They were newly married. They are / were one of those constant bickering kind of couples - she's type a, driven & he's type b but always willing to be contrarian. But in the new place she just could not control her anger. Anyone who knew…

having been primarily educated on ghostie things by tv I would guess that the same thing will keep happening until a Ghost Whisperer is called in. I just hope that story is made up or exaggerated bc that shit is scary as fuck!

apparently a ghostie used to try to choke me out in FL. I thought my throat closing up was due to allergies. It happened 3 or 4 times then stopped. Two years went by before I heard from our crazy neighbor lady that our condo unit used to be officers' quarters and some high ranking guy hanged himself where we lived.…

can jinn have messed up legs like that?

Yeah that's a thing. I had some super weird shit happen when I was mucking around with tarot. Never again!

half of the sentence is bold bc I copy pasted Zach's name off of imdb. XD

The only thing I liked about this show is that Zach Galifianakis' character in Due Date got a part in it at the end of the movie.