On the point of McDonald’s... it will never die because it gives a sense of normalcy. I just got through my first hurricane since moving to Miami and what was my girlfriend’s first request after the dust had settled? A Big Mac. I’ve never seen her eat fast food in the years we’ve been dating yet surviving Irma…

Just moved to Miami and attended my first Marlins game. This is a ballpark that features a swimming pool in the outfield surrounded by a night club featuring nude body painted women dancing on top of the bar... the over the top and garish quality of the park is one of its big appeals! 

I fervently believe there is no justification for travelling on a plane with young kids beyond a funeral and no babysitting options...

change the name guys

backpage...

I would think a contributing factor would be that the most successful WNBA teams have not historically played in larger markets (LA excluded).

“We The North” should look North to Minneapolis where there hasn’t been playoff basketball since 2004 before complaining about their playoff performance...

http://i.makeagif.com/media/5-15-2015/_5S3eP.mp4

Clear cut example of your enforcer standing up for your veteran captain

Genius move, lose in the first round but make it look like a believable effort. Extra rest for the real tournament!

Complaining about making the playoffs? Timberwolves last appearance was 2004...

I know a girl who was having sex with Gronk at which point he invited his younger brother into the the room and Gronk asked if he could join. She claims she said no.

I found what certainly seems to be the last remaining mint condition Smoot jersey on eBay this offseason. I predict I will have ripped it off before February.

Why does your team suck?

1991 Kirby Puckett World Series

Whose funeral were you attending?

I’m a fellow Vikings fan. Packers fans love to tell me that their main rival is the Bears and the Vikings are an after thought... How do you reconcile your one rival opinion against Packers fans who don’t consider us their top rival?

So what was the total time Goodell was embraced last night?

They should hire Joe Smith for a low-ball offer but secretly pay him millions under the table.

I just want to get the best bang for the buck! Cap City Tavern for your Rocky Mountain staff (Denver’s only Vikings bar by the way!).