Stop me if you're heard this before.

I'm particularly thinking of his ill-fated attempt with McLaren and his perpetual pouting after being outdriven by his rookie teammate.

Dick? Maybe. Primadonna? Definitely.

Does Tiff's status at Evo change anything about Fifth Gear? I hope not. Tiff + Plato is gold, Jerry.

No hyperbole at all. Beyond Safari, which still works decently, it is MUCH more than a bit slower. And apps crashing left and right. It's unacceptable.

Yes, it does do everything it always did, just now with frequent crashes and painfully slow speed that didn't exist before IOS 5. Not to mention the lag when typing an e-mail. Oh, the lag. I tried to use the Pages app the other day and it was excruciating.

Well, if that's you're concern, then read a human rights focused blog. I'll even suggest a really good one: [kohenari.net]

How about one with software updates that don't make it incredibly frustrating to use less than two years after it's purchased?

Hookers and beer is pretty enticing, but it's an American Express gift card. I don't think hookers will take that.

Gizmodo will accept e-mails soliciting advice? How about a comment?

Haha. Jokes about ridiculous F1 rules are funny.

The strangest rebadging I ever saw was a Viper with a Mercedes Kompressor badge. What!?

I saw one (a BRZ STI) with manufacturer's plates driving around DC the other day. Looks pretty mean in person. I'd be all about it.

Kill it with fire.

This is the automotive equivalent of a Picasso painting.

Since the Maps app is shown in the invite, could that mean an upgraded Maps app will make a debut?

Seriously? When all it would take would be just a little research (as in, ask someone at Jalopnik) to find that he wasn't driving?

Damn nibbles.

I must have missed this question yesterday. How about Route 33 on the Virginia/West Virginia border from Harrisonburg, VA to the middle of nowhere, West Virginia?

If I were living by myself (to be honest, my roommates watch a lot more cable than I do), I would strongly consider dumping cable and use my current system plus NHL Gamecenter on the PS3 so I could watch the Caps and MLB.TV for the Nats.