Congratulations on your COTD, I award you more of Christina Hendricks "knowledge."

Launch Control? It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

Any car owned by this man.

@Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine:

Gauging by the mugshots, I would have assumed the headline would be the other way around.

Well, it’s kids, isn’t it? Kids with not enough experience, doing a good job, then they fuck it all up. Right? What? That's crazy.

@Pessimippopotamus: I'd beg to differ on that one. The pre-facelift 997 is like Jessica Biel, backside perfection.

@lilwillie: #cotdnomination for sure.

@Radio Golden Voice Flyer now with less homeless!: And then I pranked the kids over the head with a tire iron!

Yeah, but Ford had their trucks endorsed by the ACTUAL Diesel.

"We know where this is going..."

@Slave2anMG: "And now lets find out who you REALLY are . . . "

I've yet to understand how this isn't still just a Sebring.

Magic Sky Control: A technology stolen from the Chinese.

Chad and the car have a lot in common. The Q7 changed it's name from Touareg for more money and attention.

@Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine: Oh yeah.

Where did I see this before?

@Gary Temple: Thank you, sir. I personally think it's very cool. A gimmick, for sure. But still very cool.