captainslowandhisflyingwashingmachine
Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine
captainslowandhisflyingwashingmachine

I'll take the RS6, but only if I can get sideblades . . .

Ultimate road trip snack: Beef Jerky.

The bars in the grill are a symbol of where any owner of this vehicle belongs.

DB9 Wins.

I'm going to need to change my username to Captain Slow and his Flying Distillery.

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Make it appeal to anyone outside the lower 48.

Call me an idiot, but I get the feeling that is going to look unattractive with the top down.

@mechimike: If I were the Illinois State Police Association or whatever, I'd be organizing a Million Cop March right now. That'll shut everybody up.

Cost of one speed camera vs. cost of salary, overtime, benefits, etc. for a traffic officer.

@Van Sarockin: That was Reagan who used "Born in the USA"

@ChiSox219: Well Sir, then I would love to take a ride in your Veyron to get an idea of your point of view.

Are there really people in this world that feel a "base" Nissan GT-R isn't good enough?

I'm sure President Paris would be very good at convincing foreign leaders to ally themselves with US positions . . .

That is unless I'm driving in DC in my Dad's Maryland licence plate Expedition. Then I cut and just yell out the window, "I'm sorry, I'm not from around here and I'm confused"

I'm a Lineupper.

@YMMV: I'm sorry to see you're so outraged and offended by Jalop's choice of newsworthy stories, however I tend to think the outrage is due to a "reading disability" in which one could miss the giant 36 font "allegedly" in the headline and the "details are still rather sketchy" in the post.

@FrankRizzo: I see Impreza sedan. Still ugly.

The Roewe 550 Sports Edition: In an accident the car will fold up like an accordion in a sporty way.