The front end is VERY Cadillac. I mean, look at the sketch—it has a little old-school Caddy logo and everything:

At the end of the day, if you don’t want to read the non-car stuff on Jalopnik, don’t click on it. Just like if you don’t like chocolate ice cream, don’t buy chocolate ice cream.

This is getting to be so much fun.

Some truly ignorant folks. Such as yourself. Lack knowledge about grammar. And then go speaking from their high horse. About the ignorant.

No problem-o.

As a woman, I like to think that I’m marginally better than even the best tailpipe.

Thanks, brah.

Yep...car people live, breathe, eat, and shit cars. If it’s not cars, then car people can’t be interested in it. They eat the foam from car seats for breakfast and wash it down with a warm glass of trans fluid.

I have so many stories of stuff like this.

I’m sorry, Your Stigness, but if you want people to understand more than just your short sentence, you’re gonna have to write a little more.

Yeah...no. The top 4 best-selling GM vehicles (in the US) are, in order from 1 to 4: Silverado, Equinox, Malibu, and Sierra.

Dude my boyfriend’s cousin’s boyfriend is that guy. We’ll call him ManBun because he has a nast man bun. ManBun has no job (he’s a singer in an indie folk band that literally no one has heard of), he doesn’t have a car, but he LOVES discussing finances with Boyfriend and I and Boyfriend’s family events—mostly telling…

Thank you!

Source, please. I’d like to read.

Side note: If it’s ever made, no one’s going to buy a FST that makes 54 MPG, because it’s going to have no torque. So. Yeah.

Exactly. A manufacturer can offer like a billion high-MPG options, but if everyone’s buying trucks and SUVs, that manufacturer’s CAFE MPG is going to be way low.

I have a 15-min shuttle ride from my building to my car. Unfortunately an autonomous car would not aid me here :(

Yes. My hour(+)-long commute is mighty tempting for nap-time.

Then he/she should have planned ahead. I give people no sympathy for “needing” to cross 3 lanes of traffic one quarter of a mile before their exit. Most GPS systems give you miles of warning via the “next step” preview.