Well, they're actually making fun of his *lack* of a mustache, telling him he needs to grow it back.

You all do realize the a huge part of the joke of nerdcore is the juxtaposition of geekery with hiphop-type feuds and posturing, and that this was made as a humorous response to Trebek, not an actual attempt to intimidate or show him up, right?

Wish I had money, time and space for them.

1) You get something for donating the potato salad, kid too; you get the enjoyment of being part of something. I can get a tee shirt for $3 at the discount store two blocks away; you're not paying for a shirt when you get an Onion shirt, you're paying to show that your appreciation for the Onion.

Wow, for a publication that's based on making silly jokes about stuff for mass consumption, you sure are down on mass consumption of a silly joke. How is someone showing their appreciation by giving this guy $5 different from people showing their appreciation for The Onion by giving you $20 or more for an Onion tee…