Fuck Gulati.

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

It hasn’t been a year...

You know, unless you stand for the national anthem in your living room, and put your hand over your heart and sing, I don’t want to hear it. Because if you don’t, then that means the only reason you do it live at the games is because everyone else is doing it. Not because you are overcome with patriotism. And that…

Looks like someone didn’t manage to throw enough paper towels around the Caribbean.

Stupid wooden shoes.

For all of our enjoyment.

i dont care what anyone says but that sounds like a damn good time

I certainly wouldn’t begrudge those who feel Little Ceasar’s is lousy pizza, but I will always have a soft spot for this pizza. When I was in college and very poor, Little Caesar’s was a god send, a way I could get cheap, plentiful pizza. I’ve got a lot of fond memories of gathering with friends over a couple of their…

The Quicker Fucker Upper

“You’ve got to recognize that when there’s a tragedy like this, the first thing we should be thinking about is praying for the people who were injured and doing whatever we can to help them, to help law enforcement”

I look at his official team pic and there’s something very Tomsula about him. He probably missed that shot trying to knock a pigeon out of the sky for dinner or something.

How about just “The Wondo Line” like “The Mendoza Line” in baseball?

Keep building our attack around Jozy. It’s only been 9 years that we’ve been waiting for it to work. Just gotta be patient.

...and they managed to right themselves and get within a whisker Wondo of beating Belgium in the Round of 16 and booking a date with Argentina.

Those aren’t pearls, those are Sean Spicer’s teeth.

Spoken like someone who has never hunted the most dangerous game.

I knew I made a mistake when I turned down that job at the ‘ol Blonde Conservative mill. Business is booming!