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Here in this reality, the president of the United States woke up this morning and tweeted some dumbass shit about how like if you take down cheap, hollow, sheet-metal statues of the white-supremacist halfwits and slavers who went to war against the United States to preserve their power to own people, does it not also

What really bothers me is that no one seems to get (or deliberately ignores) that the Nazi Party didn’t just come to power and then boom, instant Holocaust. Any time you point out the disturbing parallels on our current path some apologist, either rightwing or left, will invariably say “how dare you, it’s not like

Did Tom Brady also repeated shit the bed as a pro? And though Brady’s repeatedly destroyed Jets, at least they weren’t his own.

Well, I guess we can all see how well England has done internationally because QPR gets relegated every other year....

And how many words would this chamaco write if the US had lost?

I met “Deuce” outside of a Fulham match back in 2008. At this point, he was a key player for the Cottagers and was facing Harry Redknapp’s Tottenham lined up on the right side of midfield. He went head to head against a very young Gareth Bale at left back and Redknapp also had a young Modric lined up in the hole

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That “loft a ball over your head” goal is absolutely gorgeous. To think, I almost didn’t click the link because of its editorial description...

Great article. I have followed him pretty much from the beginning and there is no better US born player that has laced it up for Club and Country. I was gutted the day he left Fulham. I had a feeling the transfer wasn’t going to work out for him. He was the focal point of the Cottagers team and it seemed like his

DEMPSEY: Call it
REF: no, see, I’m the ref. I flip the coin. You have to call it.
DEMPSEY: ...call it
REF: Ok we’re gonna need a new captain out here

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.

At least the truck stood its ground...

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

Can we picket their stores now with signs that say “Hobby Lobby Funds Terrorists?” Asking for a friend.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

You can also slow it back to normal speed and substitute with Waylon Jennings’ “Good ol’ Boys”

Russia I hope you’re listening and find those 33,000 emails!

This seems like a really important paragraph: