I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

Yes but the problem with unregulated capitalism is you eventually run out of a taxable Middle class.

“Spicer went on to assuage peoples fears by confirming that the only recording devices in the Oval Office are Russian ones.”

The thing about the Rabbi Shmuley selfie is what is written ON the whiteboard: Muslim Ban (checked as completed) - this accidental evidence will kill the White House’s contention (in the appellate courts) that the travel restrictions were anything other than religious discrimination (and leave no room to argue that…

“Who’s going to pay for the wall?”

Speaking of things being behind where they normally are, you hear about that time Arsenal finished behind Tottenham on the PL table?

Because it’s just word salad. “Local Jihadist”, “Radicalized French Citizen” or “Bomb-Planting Saudi National” are all way more accurate and helpful. Also, “radical” and “terrorism” are kind of synonymous, but not exactly. For example, the scriptural Jesus was radical, but not a terrorist.

Leave it to fucking Republicans to think that the second amendment (and their grossly ridiculous interpretation of it that has resulted in millions of unnecessary deaths) is more important than the first. The first amendment is first for a reason, dickbags.

Wrong. He’s doing a great job. He’s doing it just like we were all taught! Hands at 5 and 8. Lean face 12 inches over steering wheel airbag. Close your eyes. Scream. You know, that stuff.

Every single photo from this event is embarrassing on a global level.

Because all truckers drive with an expression on their face like they’re starring in Mad Max.

inasmuch as he’s an f’en toddler, he’s clearly still stuck in his oral phase, and wants to eat the damn thing.

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

You know god damn well when he fired that truck up, and that big diesel engine started humming, those hog jowls were jiggling like a fat stripper’s ass cheeks.

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

fas·cism

I was a kid in Hawaii when we got statehood, and I remember that there were political issues that delayed it, but at the time I didn’t really understand them. I didn’t have any idea that miscegenation was one of the issues, because it was such an ordinary thing. I had plenty of “hapa” friends, and nowadays it seems…