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Dude, you can believe me. I’ve been a bridesmaid five times. I have seen some shit.

I hate to say it, but that’s the look for a guy who has one pair of “nice” dress shoes and wears them with all his “nice” pants.

Dude, I wouldn’t dare take sides, but I’m willing to bet everyone was too busy discussing what the bride was wearing to notice your shoes.

GODDAMMIT. These WikiLeaks emails are making it REALLY HARD for me to continue to act holier than thou around my republican acquaintances. Get your shit together, democrats!

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

why is he yelling at the strength coach in the middle of the game? is he mad that the players aren’t strong enough? does he want the coach to make the guys stronger at that moment, in the middle of the game?

Rudy. Stop.

As a Seattle fan of what? An almanac of NBA statistics?

Kermit’s really starting to become unhinged and irritable these days. Been a while since he grabbed a pig by the pussy, I guess.

*Raises hand*

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Gah - you beat me to this comment. Agreed.

To me this is the NFL’s equivalent of the Zapruder film. Still to this day I don’t know how a man knowingly runs into the back side of his lineman expecting there to be a lane and fumbles because of it. It doesn’t make sense.

Trump’s campaign supposedly encouraged supporters to go vote in as many of those things as they could. They’re basically completely unscientific.

NOPE! The only polls that showed Drunpf won were onlie polls. 4chan and /r/trump were explaining to their trogs how to game online polls and urgng them to flood them. It worked. There were 3 actual random scientific polls done, the very best Trump number was 38% though he won, the worst ws around 27% (this is from

A ton of those snap polls were online only and were likely distorted by Trump fans bombing the polls to skew the results.

Jesus Christ I want to punch them so bad. It’s a satisfaction that would nourish me through prison.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

It’s that much more infuriating for Donovan because his hairline got the callup years ago.

80k for a PSL? Looks like you can get CTE from just watching the NFL.