CROM, WHERE IS DE WEEZARD WHO KILLED MY MUDDAAAAAAAH!

my wife is the same way, I fantasize mashing the gas pedal to the floor each time we ride together. Also backing out of a parking spot or driveway takes so long that I feel like I need to shave again.

When my wife is driving and I’m in the passenger seat, I just about thrust my right foot right through the floor stepping on an imaginary brake pedal.

The Adams Family ended

Unfortunately, her dad was not impressed.

One of my goals over the next 15 years is to find the time to walk the Camino, such a cool experience. We basically “road tripped” the Camino for a week, going from Ponferrada east into La Rioja and Pamplona for San Fermin.

I have taken three European trips. The two I rented a car far outshone the one where I traveled by train. When you’re in a car, you reach places where they don’t normally see or expect tourist. You also reach destinations off the beaten path that can be just as amazing as city sites. In Spain, we went to a Medieval…

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trust me everton weren’t beating them

Unfortunately, most regular people have a terrible tolerance for freezing cold

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

Basketball would be better if the ball was a round screen and we could live tweet tweets right to the ball in real time so the dribbler could read the ball and become inspired to do more good kinds of shots. Imagine being passed a ball and right there on the screen/ball it says, from @DildoDunkins69: Hammer the…

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

who gave you footage of me playing FIFA?

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

Klinsmann: Looks like a decent left back to me.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

“What is your secret?” -Hillary Clinton

This is the problem:

I’m not American and I don’t even live there so I am far from an expert, but under Bob Bradley I always thought the US team looked very good tactically and seemed to punch above their raw talent level. Yet it seems USMNT fans were forever complaining about him. Do US fans look at him with a bit better attitude now?