Coudn’t help but think of this:

Coming this fall to Fox News: Between Two Blondes.

Holy shit, I saw that and scrolled past the rest of this post to say the exact same thing. Of course he’s a Pats fan. Of f—king course.

He’s the Charles Dickens of Deadspin. And, no, that’s not meant to be a compliment.

Yes, but if we get rid of Bradley, who’s gonna immediately pass the ball back to one of our defenders?

Amen.

A penny for Landon Donovan’s thoughts right now.

Spurs finish 2nd last season and get hosed in the draw while Man U finished 6th and get (arguably) the easiest group. I smell a conspiracy! Someone call Alex Jones.

There’s a monument to the Confederacy in Arizona?? That just goes to show you how much the whole “Southern heritage” argument is utter horse shit. These are tributes to white supremacy, pure and simple, and they need to be torn down.

100% agree. I was watching a little Faux News this morning (it was on at the gym and it’s good to know what the other side is saying), and they had good ‘ol Pat Buchanan on to wax eloquent about the statues. His argument was that they should not be torn down without discussion and debate, and all I could think to…

This. If Arena had decided to test a bunch of nobodies and gotten drummed out of the elimination round, can you imagine how much Haisley (and other sports bloggers) would have flamed them? (Though the conclusion would still be the same: MLS sucks because it doesn’t have relegation.)

I always had a love/hate thing with Dempsey. He always came off as kind of a bro, which was off putting. But I have mad respect for him carving out a spot for himself in the EPL with Fulham. I wanted him to stay and not go to Tottenham, but couldn’t fault him for wanting to play for the bigger club.

Working on major Trade Deal with the United Kingdom. Could be very big & exciting. JOBS! The E.U. is very protectionist with the U.S. STOP!

I almost lost it at that Battlefield 1, circle of life clip. My coworkers probably thought I was choking to death.

Reading this excerpt just makes my head hurt. And it’s clear he has no f-ing clue about health insurance or how much it costs on the open market. $12 for a 21 year old, Donald? Really?

Yup, this guy’s just a modern day Robin Hood.

*Tiny thumbs up*

I started watching the video without my headphones in. Thought to myself “this really needs some Benny Hill music.” Put my headphones on. Was not disappointed.

The NRA’s argued for years that the whole point of the 2nd amendment is to allow the populace to defend themselves against an oppressive federal government. I guess they really should have put an asterisk next to that and specified *only democrats. Guess they never thought that left leaning nut jobs were listening,…

This sucks. But reddit has pretty decent streams, if you’re willing to go that route. But again, you suck NBC.