Pretty sure anybody with a functioning brain is aware that Jeremy Clarkson is a human being and not a polar bear or chaise lounge.

When did Jeremy Clarkson punch you? I know he punched a producer because he was the nearest person to yell at when he got cold cuts instead of the steak he wanted but when did he come by your house and punch you?

He screamed and yelled at somebody for a half hour because he got cold cuts instead of steak for dinner and then punched the person. Yes, somebody that loses their shit over their dinner options that intensely and for that long either deserves vilifying or needs psychiatric help.

Yelling at somebody for over 30 minutes and then assaulting them because you got cold cuts for dinner instead of steak is way beyond a "poor reaction", it's assault and it's against the law in pretty much every nation on this planet. He had a full half hour of screaming like a child over not being served steak and the…

Elaine, who catered this? Sears?

Just read the best idea ever for Clarkson's replacement: Steve Coogan as his Alan Partridge character! I'd actually watch that.

Yeah, we don't have the full story yet, just the entire report investigating the situation. We need to know what Donald Trump thinks before we can come to any conclusion about whether Ted Cruz is a human being or an alien from Alpha Centauri.

Your child can literally eat anything then since matter is energy.

I don't think you understand the definition of objectively.

Bitch Hunter is much more fun! How can you not love a game with the line, "Put the mimosa down, bitch!"

That's because the special camera that caught this picture was designed to remove the They Live type illusions off of "people". In this picture, it's Dick Cheney, who had the photographer tortured to death and the handful of cameras that had the capacity were gathered up and destroyed.

Any rope in the game wouldn't look like rope but instead like necklaces, bracelets, belts, etc. If the game was made with modern graphics that complaint would make sense but here it doesn't, especially since the box art shows her tied up. Plus what Native American woman would allow Custer to have sex with her unless…

Not only do you get to beat the shit out of enemies with a monstrously sized dildo but you can also assign just how big your own cock is. Personally, my fave is creating a character that looks and sounds like Killface from Frisky Dingo. Instructions: create an avatar that looks like Killface then give him the British…

Come on, what little kid didn't dream of being a disgraced General and carrying out his desires to rape Native American women (or men, horses, dogs, whatever you pick during the set-up) for fun?

Wrong!!

Those aren't nipples, that his dick reaching so deep into her that it pushes her flesh forward. As soon as it he starts to pull out the bump disappears. If it was engorged nipples, the pulling out process wouldn't make nipples shrink. Or, at least, they don't make my nipples shrink when I'm with a top who is so hung…

What's happening is that the man's penis is so long that when it reaches full insertion is pushes against her stomach, which is why her stomach bulges out for a moment until the guy pulls backwards and then things return to normal.

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Heteronormative enslaver of minds! There's no such thing as a non-gay dick. Unless you're one of the zero men who have never masturbated. I mean, grabbing a dick and rubbing it until it spooges its guy gunk is pretty darn gay.

Which DLC from Dick Dick Revolutions is that from? Was it Dope Dope Front Side of the Moon?