All he has to do is play the blame card to persecuted conservatives and they’ll understand he wasn’t at fault and/or he’s repented.

Sounds like he was trying to telegraph to the several dudes that would be reading the email and deciding the coach’s fate that he really didn’t want to violate the bro code but when coupled with this being a married man in a public venue and him calling his daughter a bitch he had to uphold the father code first…

As far as trenchant insight goes, that was pretty weak.

A B+? A C-? Are these magazines paying you tens of dollars to inflate these ever important grades so they can get into The Barbizon Fashion School?

I remember how awesome I looked in my coola shell necklace in high school.

Who knew Jezebel had mind control implants inside Dov Charney's head that made him make all kinds of questionable decisions. If anything, AA continued exposure in the media helped to keep it going long past its expiration date. How many corporations, especially clothing corporations, are allowed to go five years…

His best role was playing himself on Workaholics where he depicted a drug using pan-sexual pedophile really into Beiber. In fact his character was found trolling in a Bieber chat room looking for kids to fuck. Kind of like Scoot Braun all those long nights ago. As much as he deserves derision a part of me thinks he…

Pretty much only US pirates got to see 'Allo 'Allo or importers of region 2 dvd players and dvds and a few lucky areas with cool PBS stations that don't air the same British comedies forever.

He also didn't drop the bombs in Japan, didn't own slaves, didn't cancel Firefly, and didn't participate in the LIBOR scandal. None of those mitigate or alter the severity of what he actually did. Who cares what he didn't do. That list would literally be infinite.

Pretty sure anybody with a functioning brain is aware that Jeremy Clarkson is a human being and not a polar bear or chaise lounge.

When did Jeremy Clarkson punch you? I know he punched a producer because he was the nearest person to yell at when he got cold cuts instead of the steak he wanted but when did he come by your house and punch you?

He screamed and yelled at somebody for a half hour because he got cold cuts instead of steak for dinner and then punched the person. Yes, somebody that loses their shit over their dinner options that intensely and for that long either deserves vilifying or needs psychiatric help.

Yelling at somebody for over 30 minutes and then assaulting them because you got cold cuts for dinner instead of steak is way beyond a "poor reaction", it's assault and it's against the law in pretty much every nation on this planet. He had a full half hour of screaming like a child over not being served steak and the…

Elaine, who catered this? Sears?

Just read the best idea ever for Clarkson's replacement: Steve Coogan as his Alan Partridge character! I'd actually watch that.

Yeah, we don't have the full story yet, just the entire report investigating the situation. We need to know what Donald Trump thinks before we can come to any conclusion about whether Ted Cruz is a human being or an alien from Alpha Centauri.

Your child can literally eat anything then since matter is energy.

I don't think you understand the definition of objectively.

Bitch Hunter is much more fun! How can you not love a game with the line, "Put the mimosa down, bitch!"

That's because the special camera that caught this picture was designed to remove the They Live type illusions off of "people". In this picture, it's Dick Cheney, who had the photographer tortured to death and the handful of cameras that had the capacity were gathered up and destroyed.