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Prepare yourself for season 6+'s gimmick: FLASH-FORWARDS!

Ah, Korova. Very nice!

Stop, don't, come back.

Germans actually have a word for that: Backfeifengesicht! (A face badly in need of a fist.)

Don't worry Francisco. We can stop by the pound on our way home and get you a new Wells!

Almost like the ending of Mob Psycho 100!

Cue Jackson Browne "Running on Empty" with random Polaroids of each team member laughing and living their future.

Speaking of which, R.I.P. Roger Moore, TGD's most distinguished frontman.

I didn't know Timothy Dalton was in The Dead!

Detective: "So you're saying you didn't kill that girl. Is that correct?"

Every time I see Tobey Keith's name I can't help but think of this song and say fuck this Neu-Country bullshit. Bring me Americana or something pre-80's. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

heh heh heh heh, touched his orb….

Fuck yes! Finally the much anticipated sequel to Money Train!

You're a Wizard Maddy!

Who's pants? Lord's or Trump's?

I'm also sad that Carlin is dead. Boy, he would have had a field day.

With soft work and a bunch of fortune, I could be him someday!

Brock is supposed to be a muscular dickhead. Topher was only half of that.

Is Doc Oc in a wheelchair swearing profusely? Cause that's a dealmaker.

The Symbiote's ultimate ability is to undo fifteen years of dental work.