You had me at Jared Leto

"Pull it out when you hear the 'crunch.' Careful now, that's my penis too."

It's bullshit that they consider Quatto a pre-existing condition.

That sounds like a hell of an RPG party.

I think Lito didn't run into any sensates at the San Paulo Pride Parade was because they were all playing it safe and taking blockers.

That's one way to masturbate I suppose.

In Soviet Socialist Russia, electronic sheep dream of you!

That would be the optimal scenario.

I'm hoping that we get another pleasant surprise much like Mad Max: Fury Road pulled off.

Hardy can play the next Bond Girl. Drag optional.

I don't see why it is a problem that the A.V.Club covers political things. Politics affect culture and trends. When truth and the dissemination of it is under assault, as a media source the A.V.Club is just deciding to joint the call to keep the people informed as the 4th estate check and balance on power that a free…

I thought they found Jesus and changed their name to LDS Soundsystem.

Are you sure this isn't Twin Peaks episode 1?

Neo-conservatives…stop pretending you give a flying fuck about homosexual equality rights.

Shit. I accidentally bought the Trump version of this instead. The box contained poorly edited 'tweet' cards and a shitload of 'wall' tokens.

This is so stupid. I'm the one who actually came up with this concept!

Engaged!

Spoiler Alert: Red Skull IS Rocket Raccoon after further space experimentation turned him from a Nazi into a furry jerk.

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This is what happens when a freshman shark smokes the whole bowl.