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Captain President
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I believe the moral is of that particular story is that homosexuals are the devil. Or so I've been told.

We're gonna need a smaller whale!

Two Q's!? I want that player checked for steroids.

Did they try retracing their steps? Where did the studio last remember seeing him?

Jesus of the Universe!

This is great and all, but what does it have to do with Ruth Bader Ginsburg?

Avengers 4: Thanos Fixes the Cable.

So if I do neither I will live forever? You cocksucker?

Eh, with our luck he'd go 'current comic book iteration Captain America' on us.

Not with our Republican-controlled state house.

"You should have dodged that." "You thought that was air you were breathing?" "Why o why should I take the red pill?" "I knew kung fu."

True. It would acerbate the problems of the first movie, into an unbelievable yet unfortunately realistic parody.

Dominic Purcell.

IMBREEDIN'!

You want Pandorum? Because that's how we get Pandorum.

They could have went with Sam Rockwell's Moon character-esque situation and have the computer lie to a clone mechanic until it needs to be replaced by another clone mechanic.

Storks?

Understanding how something didn't work, and how to make it work, is the essence of growth and learning.

Deus Ex third act? It could have benefited from some Adam Jensen shenanigans.

They should have just cast Bill O'reilly instead of Pratt. Problem solved. You can't explain that!