captainpresident--disqus
Captain President
captainpresident--disqus

I didn't know Hermione had a sister!

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with
us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you,
stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." - Jesus

IT'S A POLITICAL STATEMENT DAMNIT!

Green-Screen/Hologram in Alan Rickman's voice please,

why cast Luke Evans for Gaston when Hugh Jackman exists in this reality?

He also got to fight using a light saber…

Yeah, but are they TIME METEORS?

Brought to you by Asylum this fall on SYFY.

NEWSWIRE!?!?!? dammit!

But why male models?

I live for the SCHLOCK!

If I bite a leprechaun, does he become part me?

Yet it is the one we need right now.

He may learn a lesson, but then consequently hide it from the team then forget said lesson. Cue season 4 episode 2.

#TimeToMoveOn

I was looking forward to a movie in which Kong and J.C. Reilly decide to call it a day and share some delicious Vietnamese Take-Out.

I hope the next monster film takes it a step further and stages all the action on the face of the sun.

Didn't he play Ted Danson?

Does it count if multiple characters say fuck at the same time?

Isn't he brought down in the end by Two Planes?