At least he didn't say 'hold on to my butt.'

Lizard monsters begin bubbling up from the swamp. Cue Born on the Bayou.

Anything to get Sir Patrick Stewart as Professor X dropping F-bombs like they're hot.

A-fric-an guarantee it!

It's not like he went online (before his disagreement with his wife and doctor) and compared dicks. He could have had a botched cut job as well.

*pushes up nerd glasses Logan's power weakening was not due to caducity, but from him being poisoned over time by the adamantium implants. His healing is not necessarily getting weaker per se, but being more and more preoccupied by dealing with the poison that it simply cannot keep up with damage like it used to.

Ice Ice Baby

Or NXMW as up here in Minnesota we don't just carry H20 in bottles, but also in Great Lakes!

"Can't we just execute all the Muslims instead?"
Lawyer - "Goddamnit Bannon…"

We all lost that day…

Careful Citizen. Only Alex Jones is allowed the privilege of manufacturing conspiracies.

Obama versus Trump in the Supreme Court. CAGE MATCH!!!

At what point do leaks turn into golden showers and where can I invest in Popcorn Futures?

I would accept that. Unfortunately they would have to forget that they are bought by the Insurance and Pharmaceutical Lobbies.

It's part of the Shock and Awe strategy of overwhelming the American People with too many causes to solidify behind.

"I made $8540 dollars last month getting paid to protest" bots inbound in 3, 2, 1…

We actually can't be two things in this scenario.

Obama is a Atheist Muslim Kenyon who simultaneously is a completely ineffective president as well as a highly skilled dictator bringing about some UN-led apocalypse. Or so Breitbart, American Thinker, and Reason tell me.

It can be two things.

By 'Getting to the Chopper'