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Captain President
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Hey. That sandwich was for Martha!

Chewed too.

Eh, fuck that guy.

Is it a victory dance?

Now I have a Tales of Berseria. Ho, Ho, Ho!

Something Something Xenomorph…

Literally?

Sports NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

Two days 'til retirement…

Sgt Riggs!

My name's Dave, not Dick!

The male penis?

The Whiplash teacher schooling a bunch of mutant prodigies? I can get behind that.

"First star on the right and straight on 'til morning."

Trump takes ball, goes home.

You are technically correct which is the best kind of correct!

The alt-right did nazi this coming.

That pretty much sums up the Trump Administration.

Could one wear it as an adult diaper and routinely forget to hit the washroom?