Somebody poke'em with that there stick!

I thought you were a pink sperm at first. I need glasses.

I think compassion and tolerance should be available to everybody. But what do I know, I'm a social democrat.

You mean that Milla Jovovich Movie?

Not to be indelicate, but that must've taken awhile.

Never go 'Full Gorgon.'

When things get fucking frustrating The Onion will put out an article that is just scathing and on point, with very little humor at all. I love those. (See http://www.theonion.com/art… )

Would someone get Lucy over here to pull the football.

That is an amazing sentence. I adore the quick vicious transition. (No snark either. Literally lol'ed.)

Ah sure it will, once he bans protests, free media, and criticism of the office in any way.

I hope he gets liquid poop sprayed into his mouth. Every.Single.Day. #EverySingleDay

"I Am No More than an Idiotic Pathetic Sock Puppet with Bannon, Pence, and Putin Stuffing Their Hands into My Hole."

I'm for a government proportional to the size of currently residing precident's (sic) hands.

Lol. Oh shit she does! LIMIT BREAK IT! SPAM KNIGHTS OF ROUND FUCK!!!

I'll take the another Roosevelt. Either or a combination of both please.

It's been 9 days as well. Holy hell.

Shit, it'll probably drive his approval rates up and he'll ride that fear into a second term.

We can wait until they choose a health care system (or lack there of) that will kill off most of their voting bloc. It is horrible but Goddamnit, you get what you vote for fuckers.

Hell, even school board elections and local elections. These fuckers like to get in and start allowing religious classes (only one religion though) and disallowing science will only produce more ill-informed voters for the next generation.

Not to be a pejorist, but having him most likely able to pick two or more Supreme Court Justices will scar America for the next 30-40 years.