The bar has been lowered so far that if he manages to both not nuke a country/shit his pants it'll be heralded as a win. Either occurring individually, unfortunately, will be deemed acceptable.

There was never a prelapsarian time in which kids enjoyed Mitch McConnell.

Are they waiting to pick up some more material from the incoming Kakisocracy?

Speaking of which…where is Chris Christy at the moment?

What's good for 3 Doors Down is bad for the nation.

So is Ben!

To be fair Iceland's banks aren't guarded by High-Elves with Glass Armour.

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Actually their banking system has recovered to the point where it is better than before the collapse. It helps that they prosecuted those responsible as opposed to marking them "Too Big to Fail."

This reeks of "I'm gonna let you finish-but…"

As Secretary of Fuckall!

He's at home, washing his tights!

I thought it was safe…

"You think Godzilla is the danger? I'm the DANGER!"

To be fair, he only saw the parts with him in it.

Puddies on a Plane

Why does Sony do anything that Sony does other than video game systems?

But is it Gurren Laggan good?

Are you referring to Schrodinger's Akira; in a state of completed and never started?

'Quarter of the movie' seems a bit generous. Especially forcing me to dredge through all the Aaron Taylor-Johnson/Elizabeth Olsen drama.