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Captain President
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You so crazy, internet!

Fuckin' Guys!

Maybe someone put a sign on your back saying 'Call Me a Racist!'

"This isn't Burger King; you can't have it your way."

"McManus touched Kenny Wangler's Peenis."

FAKE!

Cool

LANA!!!

CARL!

"Raven-Gate"

Split the difference and go for Z Nation!

Monotone: You got the Fla-vor…

What about a show? Like Ash vs Evil Dead except with Reggie and Co. After that ending in Ravager I certainly could go for more!

I believe that was Joe Versus the Volcano.

Fucking Finally!!!

Her and John Cleese in a room with Trump for my kingdom.

Speaking of which, now I want to have Patrick Warburton play a character on Fargo. His tough guy routine mixed with a Minnesotan accent in their universe would be hilarious and potentially disconcerting.

Spoilers…

No Vice Principals episode 8 review?

Everything IS bigger in Texas!