that's how one gets Gremlins.

Welcome to Earf!

Is it wrong… to fuck the milk shake?

Where have you spotted this mythical double fish?

In Minnesota during Lent there used to be a McDonald's promotion where the second Filet of Fish price would be equal to the current temperature. Many a day it was buy one get one.

Superman's dad?

Please stop killing people, 2016.

He was in Looper because of his history of working with Rian Johnson in Brick as well as having a quick cameo in The Brothers Bloom. Expect him to show up as some random in Star Wars Episode 8.

Good name for a fraternity house.

Damned Churchers!

Krunch Kote Blizzard w Hot Fudge is my joint.

Jet fuel can melt Oreo Blizzards!!1!

AV Club writers decided they wanted to get comped meals.

For Your Constipation

"Any Questions?"
"How do I get out of this Chickenshit website?"

yeah, but has he ever eaten his own head?

Careful, don't wanna make the internet jealous!

B Squad activate!

how 'bout a high-ball?

Actor "Does each actor get their own dildo or must we share?"