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'high-waisted paints'

Careful Chandler. Hulk will sue the Gawker out of you!

Cloud Atlas Shrugged

Is that fella on the left the love child of Cloud and Legolas?

"Oh the Hu-Hannity!"

NO

I can't tell which species is worse; you don't see RHCP fucking each other over for a percentage.

tard fight!

Facebook doesn't understand me; it tries to sell me stuff when it should know prefer to steal!

Jon Stewart to Magneto: you're not helping jpeg.

always!

or love, for that matter

the propaganda is that their date was not interrupted by police fire.

Nah, it'll be jam-packed with CGI and green screen. Hollywood needs to understand that diehard fans want practical effects when seeing right-wing alternate historical bi-ops!

exchange Seth Rogan for Daniel McBride and we got a deal. (also rate that shit R.)

I'd watch Django Unchained in Space!

Funny you should mention 35,000$$ per week, because that's the exact amount of money i make online with this one trick that accountants hate!

Great review Katie!

and that fella sounds like a haack

that sounds more like a Shia Lebouff short