*monocle pops out. "I must shortsell KFC stock forthwith!"

What a pointless vindictive act. (Not filed under Great Job, Internet?)

Jet fuel can't melt southern bow-ties!

btw it's not a law firm.

They should make a horror game where you find out you (or your lover) is pregnant and you weren't ready to be parents!

I have to live 30 more lives? You Bastards!

I started censoring everything pointlessly!

I see you've played 8 bit/ 9 bit before.

that goes without question

*something racist goes here.

*falls out of desert speeder

but who will play her Murtaugh?

after noon tea, death, death, death.

Let me guess, GRRM Fixes the Cable.

NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDSS!!!!

Whiskey and PCP shall prepare me for this!

Who?

Perhaps he was willed into existence.

Paging Dexter Morgan, you're needed in a cross-over.

the prominence is coming from inside the house!