I'll allow it if is slightly sped up with "The Rains of Benny Hill" playing in the background.

Oh god. That would only allow it to be shoehorned into some Drowned God Iron Islands Sand Snakes monstrosity.

…Him?

You forget of the rich culture and story that only Dorne can provide.

It's inebitible!

I've never seen a golden shower that lethal. Damned Horse Bandits.

"Ghost Cersi will haunt the shit out of Dorne." - GRRM side notes.

Four, the answer is four (people legally watch it.)

"There is only one god and his name is Tax Collector. And what do we say to Tax Collector? Not Today." - Wesley Snipes as the Water Dancer.

*Googles Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. "Ah, I thought his name was Buck or something."

And there goes the fifth gate.

Were they Ramen?

Pluto, the Tyrion Lannister of our solar system.

Drill Baby Drill!

Bullshit is about half the Democratic Party's thing, while the Republican Party has stepped their game up to embarrassing psychotic mouthspew.

You think that's a hand in there…but you'd be wrong.

Ugh, this is still going?

So he'll be playing himself?

Northern Politics are no match for Dorne intrigue!

Full platemail with a giant sharpened shield in each hand would be how I would have equipped him. Shield bash for the win!