I'd love to see it in glorious Montage format with an appropriate 80's tune!

In the last section that lists the Anonymous Soldiers the Wildlings were omitted as I don't believe they are necessarily bannermen nor loyal to House Stark. (Me channeling my Veep's inner Ken Davis.)

Lord Smalljon Umber looks like the result of Christian Bale fucking Will Farrel.

He looks like what would happen in George Carlin had been exposed to Gamma Rays and got mad. (His secret is he's always angry.)

What Zack Snyder considers 'fun' the rest of humanity considers a teenager's version of gritty, excessively dour, and inappropriately violent.

Also please refrain from rape.

Superior to Ghost Dad.

At least 2015 knew it's place. 2016 is all uppity.

"Nucle-air Wessel." - George W. Bush.

Yamayo! - R.I.P.

But like a all too efficient Terminator, not one of them shitty Salvation models.

I thought it was a play on his career or something. This is so sad.

Fuck you 2016.

"Captain Cold, are you here to help stop the Zombie-pocalyspe?" - people from iZombie.

Coo-oo-oo-oo-ooper! Hang out with my man he oh so. He's got a Ph.D in personality.

"Now that God is dead (Lemmy) nothing can stop me from becoming all that is rock." - Lord Hetfield.

He'll die off screen.

You can swear here, we're all friends! :) (except for that fella over there. you know who you are.)

Bad Ass Sansa starring Billie Bob Thorton.

In life there are no freak ice fishing accidents, only ice fishing murders.