Due to financial purposes, every battle scene and important death will happen off-screen while a majority of intrigue (as per fan request) will take place in Dorne.

Bunch of Cock Sucking Gods!

"Good." - Grumpy Cat jpg.

Unfortunately she will be typecast as a clone.

…your mom.

"WHOOOOOOOM" - Dismayed Ken from Veep.

Fun fact, both Dominic Cooper and Ruth Negga are in the Warcraft movie, in which they play King and Queen respectively. (Well maybe not 'fun' fact, but it exists.)

Will I have to buy little over priced figurines to attach to my computer to watch each episode? You know what, forget it Netflix, I'm just going to get drunk/masturbate instead. Thanks though!

Drunk Discount Vince Vaughn, is that you?

Bah Gawd King! Is that Lucifer's music?!

I was afraid they would just randomly kill off Jekyll like they did Van Helsing (bad show, you've been naughty!)

When Griffith changes to Femto in Berserk? (although Griffith is more neutral than anything else.)

The story will please you when in the finale Dracula whips out his ultimate weapon: his flame throwing dick!

Harnett could play a wonderful Josh Brolin.

"My CPU is a neuronet processor, a learning computer" - Anonymous Mother's Excrement.

Will it star a giant nun named Nun Nun?

Only a good guy with a nun can stop a bad guy with a nun.

Ethan's Apache father is basically Van Helsing in this scenario.

"…It's a Trap!" - Ser Ackbar.

Was it a blood orange?