You know what they say about men with small hands…

Now I want Canadian soup.

Isn't it canon that she died at a party after smoking one marijuana?

Why not both?

"I found myself hating the movie, but disliking the audience even more." Congratulations BRob! You have met the requirements to serve as a US Senator.

Is that because Superman liquefies him?

Aw, I thought this story was about a bunch of MAGIC: The Gathering players defrauding the Amish. No Dice.

Let's go with Ian McShane and have it the sweariest Bond ever!

Mads Mikkelsen…overweight!? Meat's back on the menu boys!

That's sic brah!

"M is for Money, it's good enough for me" - Unknown

One can only hope!

Fuller House of Cards featuring Adam Sandler coming this fall to Netflix.

"What if this world were a lie?" - Megan Fox on more mushrooms.

This study is just begging to open the fifth gate.

If they really wanted success they would just make these with pencil and paper in their room, then burn the damned thing after reading.

Get back to work Anne.

"Shit, I should make a religious movie. Hey, there are even more Muslims in the world than Christians. Perhaps I should make a film depicting the life of Muhammed!" - David Cross

Commandment 8.2 "Thou wouldn't steal a bear!"

I'll allow Zack Snyder to direct this one.