phrasing!

By too old, I think he meant 'not gritty enough' to play Snyder's grimcore antihero.

Just give Chris Parnell glasses and dye his hair black for Cyril.

I wonder who will play Slater?…

On the decision between having the show and having a live action movie I give the response 'why not both?'

So it's basically CNN in a schrodinger's CNN sort of way.

So they substitute Christian Bale in for Affleck?

It's a joke from Veep but please vent your frustrations here. We are here to help!

Magic: The Gathering (of the Juggalos)

Thank you Ken's Autism.

You meant 'Stockman Syndrome.'

*forefathers melt to sand after drinking the wrong blockbuster.

If I avoid the movie entirely, do they have to change the title?

You go URL!

I read that as 'strap-on.' Don't judge!

…So I should just throw all this Rogue 2 shit away then?

"Why doesn't Superman kill indiscriminately? It's what I'd do if I had slightly more power!" - Zack Snyder in the writer's room.

Ah shit. All those white kids look alike to me.

Andrew W.K. did nazi that coming.

Andrew W.K. is like Linus and 'The Party' is the dirt cloud that wafts off him.