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I believe that was his review.

I mostly read comic graphs.

Will it be a Grindhouse double feature coupled with a Biopic of Andrew Jackson?

The trick is to take the wing anally, so that it burns coming out of your mouth! Silly noobs.

Now that they've defeated it can one of the team members summon it to battle?

It's on a Death Star. Not the.

eh, they're future folk. They are obviously psychic.

you forgot to thx him you animal!

How meta

3 Peeles and 8 Keys were killed/raped/consumed during this production.

Who the fuck invited the Juggalos? (Quick, hide the Faygo)

I think the studio's argument is that American movie goers for the most part are idiots. There are plenty who are not, but there is an epic amount of stupid people who willingly spend money on dreck (Transformers, 50 Shades of Grey, Adam Sandler anything) that also bitch when that one black girl on the Hunger Games

And if it was released in England the voice actors would be Englandish.

Ya, but do they speak 'Merican?

The Force makes you temporarily forget shit. It is the intergalactic date rape drug.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Hannibal Lecter's home address…and gets baked into a souffle.

I like to think Laurel became a Drunk in Season 2 due to Alcohol Consumption.

'Why Not Both?'

No, that's Becky.

So would Gary Busey. Now I have a hankering to watch a reboot of 'Assassins' starring Sheen and Busey filmed as a documentary in real time.