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I loved this one. I’ve loved them all. They’re just so ridiculously over the top it’s hilarious to me. Anywhere but Vegas and it would be dumb, but it just works for Vegas, because who doesn’t love a show in Vegas? My wife was all “Oh this is ridiculous, just play the game ...” and I’m just laughing louder and longer

Joakim Noah (who was last seen spreading blessings in the rainforest with a blond beard that actually looks pretty good on him)

The number of liberals that supports Hamas is kind of amazing.

Fine, fine, fine. The Boston Nervous Spasms.

Spoon?

Laughed so hard at this I alsmot choked on my ‘za!

The Cus Crise played smarter.

‘Tics is not a thing.

New mascot?

Either way, nobody’s being the ‘Iors.

No defense necessary. It’s awful and I’m sure you understand what you’ve done here today.

Seriously. This is not a thing.

Let’s put some jerseys on these tics....

Thank you for saying this.

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The article was spot on. “’Tics” made me kick my cat. I love my cat. You did this.

Alright so in my defense, within Deadspin chats the Celtics are almost exclusively referred to as the Tics or the Tic Boys and I think I forgot how odd that sounded? I didn’t know it would spark so much controversy!

Seconded.

But they were so much better than the ‘Liers tonight!

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?