I don’t feel like navigating baseball reference on my phone, but when I was looking at his defensive numbers earlier, they looked pretty pedestrian. Didn’t see the advanced stats though. He had some big seasons, but nothing crazy. .285ish career hitter, 2300 hits, 180 homers. I know he’s a shortstop, but this guy…

“Long Overdue”? I’m fine with erring on the side honoring someone, but this guy doesn’t exactly have the numbers that jump out at you.

Did anyone else notice the trainers come out and help during the timeout until the ref shooed them away? That might have been my favorite part of what was already a hilarious game.

Could you imagine what Day-Lewis’ method acting technique would involve for this? He’d have to sit in a dark room, with the curtains closed, and watch hundreds of hours of Jeff Fisher interviews. After a week, he’d be mumbling “7-9...7-9...” to himself while rocking back and forth.

Sure, if u care more about spelling then telling

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Ah, but what if they got a seatbelt for the brain?

This double photobomb belongs in the Library of Congress. I wonder how many people saw this and noticed one of the stunts and were completely unaware of the one going on just on the other side of the screen.

Ah subjunctives! Forget my C in English, I got a D in Latin because of the fucking subjunctives.

Shouldn’t it be “if Joe Flacco WASN’T awful”? Unless this is a “Is Joe Flacco a elite QB?” joke or my C in High School English was well-earned.

Big mistake Donald. The only thing my baby boomer mother likes more than you is the stupid fucking figure skating at the Winter Olympics. Don’t you do this to her.

He’s at his best when he’s betting on what the gambling lines will be with Cousin Sal (a really dumb yet somehow, at the same time, clever and entertaining idea) or making fun of various stupid sports franchises, coaches and players. His pop culture references are starting to wear thin, and are on the verge of…

It was kind of a click-bait-y headline

Tom Brady vs. Mannings in playoffs: 2-5, .286 winning percentage.

The last Bill Simmons podcast I listened to was a month or two ago (I know, I know, I should have stopped years ago) was the one where he told Haralabos Voulgaris that “LeBron is a good passer, but he’s not an all-time great passer. He’s not as good as Larry Bird.”

Thomas the Tank Engine, as a children’s book and TV series, may be vaguely authoritarian,

“Overall, we won, so fuck it.”

I’m more offended that you wouldn’t spell out “motherfucker”.

Do you think his whole family has slicked back hair like him, a la the Zoolanders?