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I believe the term is “façade of a façade”

I mean, he wasn’t trying to be racist, was he? I don’t use the idiom often, but I do occasionally. I honestly never really connected the idiom and the slur. I guess it would probably be best if people didn’t use it as often, but I don’t think it’s worth calling out in the article.

I happen to agree with him.

I haven’t watched many Bulls games this year, so I can’t really comment on how he’s been doing all season. I was just observing that he at least appears to be trying in this play (although in about as dumb a way as possible).

Not a unreasonable take, but I think you have to draw the line somewhere. Like, Harden (although he has improved on this the last year or two) will guard just some meaningless spot on the floor 18 feet from the basket. I get “strategically lax defense”, and as much as it pains me to say it, you can argue that certain

I must argue that, as opposed to those James Harden highlights where Harden appears to just be daydreaming, Wade at least was trying. Sure, he was trying to guard someone who was already guarded, but C for Effort!

It’s not baffling at all. It’s spelled wrong.

I stopped reading when he threw the most casual shade at Lundqvist. Then I realized how petty I truly am.

Whoa, c’mon man. It’s a hockey game. If there’s a stretcher, you KNOW that guy needs a hospital.

This is either a very fair commentary (I agree!) or a cleverly disguised joke. Either way, I approve.

Nothing about this plan is offensive or ridiculous, and I think many school districts could benefit from such a plan. Further, the accusations of “Sharia Law” are laughable.

This is great satire

I don’t like him. I am, however, entertained by him and I hope he always has a job in the NFL/at a major college. He makes football more fun. Mostly by being a douche.

Well, then I agree with you. I liked his new stuff a lot.

Not aged well? Hell, he’s aged great. His old shit is even funnier nowadays.

Yeah, but I don’t think we got the “Miami Gardens Dolphins”, “Orchard Park Bills”, or the “Arlington Cowboys” either. NFL stadiums, because of their size and thus the resulting traffic, are often built outside of the actual physical city limits. Baseball stadiums typically draw half the number of fans per game and

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Would you want another shitty Hamilton Nolan article? Or do you want Ashley Feinberg back? Of course not. Dong is indeed a funny word, and this is a way better article than some of the garbage you’ll see around here.

None of them have tens of thousands of people doing it at once.

Well, I said that now that him and Berman are out.