You don't have to guess...we know for a fact those people still go hiking and camping because they remind us every 20 minutes via Instagram shots of bark and campfires and stuff.

Hehe, while true, I would say that the people who used to go hiking and camping back when internet didn't exist, are probably the same kind of people who would go hiking and camping today! While those who just sit in front of the computer all day nowadays are the same kind of people as those who used to sit in front…

Why is she obligated to be nice? She has no idea who this guy is that is throwing himself at her feet. It's the equivalent of getting an email from a Nigerian Prince who wants you to help get money from your long lost uncle.

Pray I don't alter it any further.

Here is a photo of the negotiations. Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts is pictured at the right.

Hobbittessesss, we hates them, we do. My Precioussss....

That photo is a National Treasure.

This commentary is so great, that I will start watching the olympics... on the other hand if you can give a summary and the end of each day, I will save time and read your more interesting piece of work.

I can't wait until Wagner and President Obama get a photo of the two of them saying "bullshit" together, a la McKayla Maroney!

I am not watching the Olympics, so your awesome commentary essentially served as a concentrated dose of what I'm missing and why I should care. Sincerely, this was hilarious.

I don't normally watch skating but I happened to catch this one and I friggin' loved every minute of it. That creepily perfect, almost robotic Russian 15 year old emotionlessly destroying all her competition? Awesome. The much older (and unfortunately horsetoothed) Italian girl who had been to the Olympics multiple…

You kids with your memes and gifs and jifs and internet!

White people look the same.

I think it's ok to not like her and to think she feels entitled, HOWEVER, our Nationals are NOT how the skating team is formed. The US Federation has the option to take whomever they wish, based upon career numbers. Wagner was the 2012 and 2013 National Champion, and because she fell in the 2014 competition was not…

That's because that's exactly what happened. It's super well-known in the figure skating community.

Don't worry; the judges will give her the bronze even if she finishes fourth.

Ack, did anyone else see that product placement? This song and video were probably paid for by Adore Me....now I understand why there are so many women running around in underwear.

True story: in an effort to drop major weight I've been living on 1236 calories a day since March while working out 4-5 times a week at my gym. My initial weight loss was good (30lbs) but I've hit a wall and read up on it and found out my body probably thinks it's starving. I'm upping the ante to 1500 calories a day…