Why is she obligated to be nice? She has no idea who this guy is that is throwing himself at her feet. It's the equivalent of getting an email from a Nigerian Prince who wants you to help get money from your long lost uncle.

That photo is a National Treasure.

This commentary is so great, that I will start watching the olympics... on the other hand if you can give a summary and the end of each day, I will save time and read your more interesting piece of work.

I can't wait until Wagner and President Obama get a photo of the two of them saying "bullshit" together, a la McKayla Maroney!

I am not watching the Olympics, so your awesome commentary essentially served as a concentrated dose of what I'm missing and why I should care. Sincerely, this was hilarious.

I don't normally watch skating but I happened to catch this one and I friggin' loved every minute of it. That creepily perfect, almost robotic Russian 15 year old emotionlessly destroying all her competition? Awesome. The much older (and unfortunately horsetoothed) Italian girl who had been to the Olympics multiple…

You kids with your memes and gifs and jifs and internet!

White people look the same.

I think it's ok to not like her and to think she feels entitled, HOWEVER, our Nationals are NOT how the skating team is formed. The US Federation has the option to take whomever they wish, based upon career numbers. Wagner was the 2012 and 2013 National Champion, and because she fell in the 2014 competition was not…

That's because that's exactly what happened. It's super well-known in the figure skating community.

Don't worry; the judges will give her the bronze even if she finishes fourth.

That is like, the smallest of small victories.

This gif sums up my feelings:

Ack, did anyone else see that product placement? This song and video were probably paid for by Adore Me....now I understand why there are so many women running around in underwear.

I'm sorry, did anybody else hear Pitbull say this at the end of his little bit:

"I came, I saw, I conquered, on to the next, let's go."

Sit there and think about that a minute, please, in relation to the subject matter of this song.

The opposite of a sausage fest is a taco party.

True story: in an effort to drop major weight I've been living on 1236 calories a day since March while working out 4-5 times a week at my gym. My initial weight loss was good (30lbs) but I've hit a wall and read up on it and found out my body probably thinks it's starving. I'm upping the ante to 1500 calories a day…