Insanely terrifying movie as a kid. Or, right after watching Mac and Me.

I mean.

You KNOW that thing was ridden hard and put away wet. But it’s probably tough enough to take it. For less than $3K? NP.

Nah, poor people are supposed to save for hard times. Rich people and companies “invest in themselves” and then get a bailout when they need it.

I thought the great thing about capitalism is that the market will respond to demand? If one company goes under, then someone else will step in to fill the void if there is a demand for that product/service. The skilled workforce would get picked up by the new company.

Nah. Fuck too big to fail. A few are, but most businesses just wish they were.

I have to say I have been enjoying all the fiscal whizzes out there being outed as total fucking frauds. That stock buyback ain’t looking like such a smart move now huh?

For companies that want bailouts, I think there should be a set of criteria to qualify.

1. If you spent your giant tax break money on stock buybacks - go fuck yourself.
2. If your CEO got a giant bonus from tax break money - go fuck yourself
3. If your employees are woefully underpaid, worked to death, and have no…

“The only noticeable issue in here is a Phillips head screw holding the window/lock switchplate down on the driver’s door. That seems an expedient solution to the panel coming loose, but not a particularly elegant one.”

He promised he’d sell it, but he’s also trying to social distance. The price keeps people six feet or further away.

I know they get some really good weed in CA, but this guy was flyin’ higher than Dumbo when he came up with that price.

I can get a 25 year newer 5.0 for that price.

WOW! Crazy times are here for sure! That’s about 10 times what it’s worth!

It doesn’t make him a jerk to end things, but that stupid breakup line he used sure does. And the timing of the house thing is pretty nasty. He should have made sure of things before a big step like that. Hope you got to keep your doggos. Err... I mean I hope the girl in the story got to keep her doggos, of course.

Wait... are you the girlfriend? 

Yes. Fuck that one oddly specific guy, indeed.

WTF.

Reminds me of how I got laid off of my last job.

My manager sent me an e-mail the night before, setting up a conference call with me, and saying that he had “some exciting opportunities” to talk to me about.

The F***er told me to pack my desk on that call.  Still pissed about that.

Why do I suspect that this dude, as well as the company’s governing board, are going to get their usual bonuses this year?

Poor car dealers. They should get a big bailout check from the government. But first, let’s step into the finance manager’s office and go over a few items....