So... funny fact. Ever since a bunch of employees were arrested in 2008 for taking in stolen items under orders from corporate, GameStop has required ALL employees sign mandatory binding arbitration contracts waiving any right to sue. They call it the “GameStop CARES: Concerned Associates Reaching Equitable Solutions"…

I love me some vidja gaems as much as the next person, but “essential retail”? Hahahaha no. Hope they go over the coals for this.

No,no, no,no,no,no, they want their employees to ask law enforcement if they’d be willing to trade in their phones for store credit.

Are they seriously asking their on-the-ground employees to confront law enforcement and defy a lockdown order?

Gamestop is so essential that it was going out of business before the pandemic.  

Eh, I think the Ridgeline is way overrated. Sure, it’s very useful, but so is any other midsize or fullsize truck. It only rides a bit nicer than the other midsizers (I think it doesn’t ride any better than most new fullsize trucks) and doesn’t really get any better gas mileage but gives up a lot of towing & offroad…

Torch was closest. But for reals, just accept that a minivan is the answer to all those questions. The Odyssey tows up to 3500. It has all the space. Really - all of it. 

Staff - Those are collectively the worst suggestions ever. Please fire yourselves.

Gas is well under $2 most places and falling fast. Even if it wasn’t, you shouldn’t base a $40K decision on a difference of a few bucks per tank.

It’s 5:00 9:00 a.m. somewhere!

Anyone notice that the “morning shift” has slowly become more of a just-before-lunch post?

That’s easy to say if you don’t live the life and handle fiances like a contractor. What they are doing may very well be essential to them and their family/loved ones as they don’t work, they don’t get paid. This is a really tough time for folks like contractors that can do work and and still make money, but have to…

Elon Musk can go fuck himself. 

Passing all the Crosstreks on the way up only to have them all pass me on the way down while I drive the same speed is always fun. 

Somewhere in the obscurity bin. At this point I only recognize 4 cars from Chevy:

Where does the Trailblazer fit in the lineup? I can’t keep track of this anymore. 

Feel like editing that 10AM MS now, or just gonna own it?

The third color choice is literally “,”

Total was with batteries!

Jason, this clearly states FOR ADULTS