will this be his coffin face too?

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

Civility FTW.

Don’t go in like a hothead and you get treated like a fellow human? What a novel concept.

What a twat.

Have you entertained the possibility that you are just getting old and don't understand these kids nowadays?

Wow. That is a really interesting take that I hadn’t considered before.

It’s like you’ve never met a 20 year old guy before.

900 dollars

I worked at a Lowe’s for a year and a half and agree that the #1 most important thing is don’t be an asshole. There are a surprising number of customers who, for some reason, think they can guilt or intimidate some secret level of knowledge or honesty out of the low-level staff. Believe me, if I knew something I was…

I am an asshole for saying this.... But this is attention seeking bullshit. If you need help there are places to turn. Twitter certainly isn’t one of those places.

If he’s going to continue to come clean publicly, then he should say that he pretended to be friends with Icognito and that he was never bullied. It isn’t…

Wow, we hit a nerve here. Did someone coming into work drunk kill your dad or something? Or do you just like moralizing about fairly innocuous, widespread behaviors?

You sound like a lot of fun.

It really sucks that people like you exist

Thanks dad.

Pro tip 2: Don’t get old. Those mildly annoying hangovers at 23 become a death sentence at 33.

I spent six years working at a Lowe’s (paid my bar tabs through college and part of law school), and a lot of this is good advice. Some minor additions:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?