Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

Whoa. He's eating at Cheesecake Factory? $13 million won't be nearly enough.

OH MAN I THOUGHT PAM OLIVER WAS STAYING AT FOX FOR 1 MORE YEAR GOOD TO SEE HER LAND A JOB AT CNN SO QUICK THO

is it just me, or did Terry Bradshaw lean in a little too close, almost going for a kiss

I agree, it seems like an absolutely mind-numbing job filled with endless vapid interviews filled with meaningless, cliched answers to obvi-[is shown the paycheck] I WANT TO BE ONE.

God help us if they ever allow cell phone calls on planes.

Trimming toenails is all fine and necessary, when you're not in PUBLIC! Nobody wants to be around your stinky fungus and sock lint. Tell me you're joking.

oooh... I can't resist.

That first story is just unbelievable. Airlines let expectant mothers fly in their third trimester?

Wait the G6 isn't a plane? So that "like a g6" song a few years ago /was/ about the pontiac? Up is down and left is right now cause who in God's green earth would sing about a pontiac g6.

I'm with you on this one, I often fly to Vegas for work conventions and I like to take the Sunday flight on Jetblue so I can watch football, I have a few beers, I don't yell, I don't cheer, I don't burp, but I do get pretty buzzed.

I actually did it once. It was an 8 hour long flight and the kid kept kicking my seat. The mother was such an asshole that even when I requested her to ask her child to stop kicking me, she said "he's young" and looked quite indifferent. Of course the child threw a huge tantrum after being tripped, but I felt such…

You don't take kids too small to understand what is going on into bars, restaurants or on airplanes. Yes, I am a parent and I have enough class not to do that.

I'd just like to add another to the list;

What is wrong with getting a little drunk on a long flight? Sure if you are a loud asshole that will be a problem, but loud assholes are loud assholes with or without booze. Maybe I just need a little help sleeping in this uncomfortable seat?

I'd also like to add; "Assholes take newborn babies on red-eye flights because well, maybe they'll sleep." I frequently take a red-eye from LA back to the east coast, and almost every single goddamn time, someone has a newborn baby on the flight screaming the entire time when the other 250 people on the plane WANT TO…

I ran once... Wasn't a fan.

Excellent! Yes!! It's so tempting to accidentally leave your foot too far out in the aisle when they run by.

I'd like add Assholes let their young children "free range" down the aisle because the kid can't get "lost."

In spite of all this Ferguson stuff, I appreciate the old dude on the right getting ready to pass the J down the aisle in a symbolic gesture of racial unity.