captainmidnight12
CaptainMidnight
captainmidnight12

Do you understand what double parked means?

Needs more accent lines.

Did they fix the crappy analog sticks that keep breaking?

Did they fix the crappy analog sticks that keep breaking?

Hyundai needs a new cheap sports coupe. Something under $20K for the high school crowd. Something like the Toyots 86, but better looking

I liked it better in red.

Ha. I wrote about this back in 2012. I was going to jam the sensors and collect a big old check when Tesla and Google’s autonomus cars crash into me.

Bye Felicia!

If I saw you go for your bag, I would push you down and trample you.

It’s about time. That thing was on a 8 year old platform. The Genesis brand desperately needs a halo car and new coupe could be it.

I remember being in college in the early 90s and the local pizza place offering a free pizza to the first person that brought in a funny Cathy comic strip. I think they gave away one pizza after 4 years.

Am I the only one that hated Peanuts growing up?

Someone needs to back a dump truck full of money on Christopher Nolan’s front lawn and let him save the DC universe.

Sexist.

If you ever been hit with a driveshaft at a sporting event....

Although I think they are all the same person, I jacked off to all of them just to be sure.

I would have waved my cap to the crowd as I rounded the bases. Then moon-walked the last ten feet. Followed by a bunny hop on the plate for emphasis.

That front end Tesla design language is horrendous. I would rather see something like this.

And nothing of value was lost that day. The GT-R is the ugliest supercar out there this side of a Veyron.

You’re right. We know he was white when he complied with the officer request.