There are a few problems with the “car/truck” thing:

I don’t see why Nissan would have any interest in sustaining Mitsu in the US. Total product overlap with Mitsubishi—they have 0 vehicles that don’t have a Nissan counterpart.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.