Kyle should pull an Obi-Wan and let Washington win. Then they’ll have two wins, move down the draft board, and be even more screwed than before.

THANK YOU! I’m buzzing because I thought everyone knew this.

I feel like the NFL missed an opportunity to do a Casino-like firing of Jay and John Gruden.

Son: Dad, who was better, Eli or Simms?

What umpire says, “We’re all playing.” ?!?!? 

And had he been born ten years earlier, he’d have Mats Wilander’s resume.

So 15 years... 

This stat got me thinking... what’s the last grand slam without the Big 3 in the semis? (I assume at least one, if not two, of the big 3 made in to the semis of the above tournaments.)

I knew she was trouble.

Yankee fan still waiting to see Zito, Mulder, or even Harden in Pinstripes

Deadspin Fail: The recommended stories should be about players suspended for PED use this year. Even better if it’s a story about them denying using PEDs.

The Sandlot field. And any ball caught by Hercules, aka, the beast is an out.

Any chance the Yankees could sign the grandson of Pete Vuckovich?

Looks more like Hill Country

Let’s say, extremely hypothetically, that Richie Incognito is mic-ed, and reverts to the guy he’s accused of being/confessed to being.

Having to listen to the highly scripted radio and TV calls in NY, it’s nice to hear a genuine in-the-moment reaction from Ryan Ruocco.

Are you Bill Simmons’ burner account?

And just like that, the Knicks have a new Plan A.

Hold on... no love for Accepted?!? South Harmon Institute of Technology forever!

HUD. He wants HUD. He wants to tell the nominee that he’ll bend the knee in exchange for HUD.