Note to Self: Don’t Fuck with Florida.

I can see it now. Rapidly press X to load your musket.

Sometimes Wayne Brady just has to choke a bitch.

Without fucking up their tow truck.

You ain’t putting no dolly on a 50 series tire locked at a 45 degree angle. Of course no car is untowwable. Just depends on how much damage and time you want to spend on it.

There are other things you can do now days to make it hard to tow. Tilt switch with timer from a RasPi. It the tilt is more than 20 degrees for longer than a minute it can deploy smoke and oil. Makeing it a hazard to tow.

If it is an older car they have to get under it disconnect the steering linkage. It takes time and the lazy NY tow truck drivers are to fat, stupid to know how to do it. The steer by wire ones have no linkage. They could try to pull it but that would be slow going.

The game went from skill and strategy to retards paying for special weapons and unlock and button mashing on the controller won by players with the lowest ping and lag time. There is a reason DotCom was one of the world’s highest ranked COD player. He brought a house right next to the server location. That is why I…

That is why you turn your wheels all the way to the right before you remove your key or push engine stop. There is no way to tow modern turn by wire rear wheel drive cars without picking up all four wheels.

NFL and College Football are about the only programs I watch live anymore. And even though I have ESPN and Fox most of the time I stream them from the Russian gambling websites because you can find any game you want and they don’t show the commercials.

If you are a man you go to the mens bathroom.

Where do you live? I’ll come over and pee in your face.

How many jokes did you steal today?

Oh Jesus Christ. Even the SJWs would call you a cunt for comparing having your pitcure taken without consent to actual rape. Can’t wait until ISIS finds you.

I hope they have a fat ass edition, becasue one is just not going to cut it for me.

I’ve always had this theory that if you want a new car, just drive around a college town the first week of school. Between the drinking, drugs, selfies, and kids that do not know where they are going, there is just no way you will not get hit.

In Florida the driver could have ran him over under the Stand Your Ground law. The driver repeatedly stopped several times to try to deescalate the situation and let they guy off the hood. Let’s face it though. This is Florida and the guy in the car probably had his hand on his gun if the guy tried anything.

No. In Florida the driver could have ran him over under the Stand Your Ground law. The driver repeatedly stopped several times to try to deescalate the situation and let they guy off the hood. Let’s face it though. This is Florida and the guy in the car probably had his hand on his gun if the guy tried anything.

It used to be comical 10 years ago when the had the fast police cars, but now it has come to the point of me hating that place for wasting so many supercars and the unbrideiled excess. Here is hoping someday soon ISIS turns on Saudi Arabia and burns down the whole UAE.

Don’t talk to me, or my son.