I was bitten several times while riding on the city bus. Needless to say I don’t ride the bus any more. I didn’t know what was going on until I saw one crawling on my arm while on the bus one day. I was getting itchy red welts on my skin and wasn’t sure what was causing them.

Much easier solution: Get a dog. In particular, my dog. My dog wakes me up at 6AM every freaking morning. Weekends included. Gah! His timing is spot on. No sleeping in with him whining and bouncing off my stomach. If you want to rent him, let me know.

If multiple sources are anonymous, how does that help? It is just as easy to make up 17 anonymous sources as one.

It’s easy to not be jealous. Just be better than all of your friends and there is nothing to be jealous about. ;-)

yeah but you can’t tell Alexa to search for programs and play them with the Harmony, or control your volume, basically you are limited to turning on and off devices and changing channels (and even then you have to preprogram which channels you want Alexa to know. This sounds like the next step.

So when are we going to go after Hillary for her sending of classified information from a private email server she kept in a closet?

I guess I am just old-fashioned but I would offer a woman my seat even if she wasn’t pregnant. The same with an elderly person. I fail to see how it would be embarrassing to do do. I am not assuming she is pregnant, and would never even mention that. Just being polite.

Alexa, does this outfit make my butt look big?

Since it is always in the last place you look (why would you keep looking after you found it?) the trick is to make the last place you look the first place you look!

Get *all* of the nutrients out of it: Eat the teabag!

So you are saying that women are better at nagging then men?

Woah. Stalk much? You have some brass ones Ashley to be stalking the head of the FBI. I give you that. Watch out for the flashy thing when the men in black come over for a visit ;-)

cool

I can say this, if they are fishing about the neighbor and they come knocking on your door for info and you act all suspicious and demand a warrant or refused to talk to them, you just confirmed to them that there is something up with you and/or your neighbor.

They are here illegally. It isn’t like they “lost their papers” and are undocumented. They are criminals who snuck across the border. They are illegals. This PC nonsense where you can’t call a duck a duck is bullshit.

Pretty biased there, Beth. Your source map uses “protect immigrants” in opposition to “ban sanctuary cities” - but that is a false dichotomy. First the sanctuary cities don’t protect immigrants. There is no need to protect immigrants, they are here legally and have the protection of the law. The sanctuary cities…

My first suggestion is to pay off your debt first and then don’t get into more. My credit cards were doing me in. I would charge and then pay the minimum. Soon I had 20K in debt and most of my money was going to paying the minimum and I was “broke” and the stuff I bought with the credit card was gone, obsolete, or…

Change your schedule before going on your trip if you can. Change your routine to the time zone you are going to for a day or two, that way when you get there you are already on the right time.

Here is the reason fake news spreads. Most of your facebook friends are naive dunderheads that never bother to google a story or check if it is real or not, or just don’t give a damn. They share these fake stories because they want to impress their friends and post something more exciting than they brushed the lint…

Yeah that is what they told us in the class I took a couple of months ago. I think people are afraid to hurt the person, or they watch idiotic medical shows on TV where they show the the doctors doing CPR on a patient IN A BED, and bending their elbows.