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God, I hate articles that are just summarizing what other people said on twitter, or reddit. Can’t you actually write your own articles? Lazy, lazy, lazy.

I have a couple of friends who are always late. The problem, I believe, is that they just don’t care. So most of the advice in this column wouldn’t work for them. They seem to show up an hour or more late, and if you complain, they give the typical excuses, but in reality they don’t care, time is flexible in their

Obviously the correct solution is to have dual ultrawide monitors! :-)

Obviously the correct solution is to have dual ultrawide monitors! :-)

It also teaches them that it’s OK to chew on socks. Bad idea if you tend to leave socks laying around.

Nope. I live about a mile from an Amazon warehouse, in a well marked house and still get problems with Amazon’s delivery service. I have complained too. My orders usually show up on the tracking app saying “you are next” and then they don’t show up until the next day. It’s happens about 30% of the time with the Amazon

When I moved about 10 years ago, I chose to dump most of my physical books. I kept a few favorites and then started converting to ebooks and audiobooks. I have replace most of my old books with ebooks, and I love listening to audiobooks during my commute or on trips. I don’t really miss the physical books.

Not to mention these days the new models hardly change from the previous years. They keep the same body sometimes for several years, just changing the lights or other details. And at $35K+ just for a basic car, who can afford to keep buying a new car every 5 years?

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SNL pretty much summarized everything you need to know over 30 years ago:

From the first Star Trek episode:

Wait. a child might not have enough developed features to use facelock but the mom does. How did her kid unlock her phone then?

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Ain’t nothin new.

God bless your heart.

Pretty sure you never hired anyone in your life. ha.

1. Nowadays most news sites are too lazy to do their own reporting so most articles are just repeating what some other article said, so you can usually find the same news on another site that is not behind a paywall. Just google some words out of the article.

Yeah basically this entire article is an advertisement for CBS all access. Thanks Patrick. You told everyone nothing new.

If you have loyalty card tags on your keys, like Kroger’s, if you drop keys in any mailbox, they will be sent to the store and then returned to you.

Sorry but it is true, we all are out having fun without you, and talking about you behind your back.

Republicans don’t have to do anything to build it’s electorate, liberals are doing all the work, driving away anyone who is remotely moderate with all of the wacky crap you keep pulling, including Antifa starting fights and destroying property and BLM extremists demanding white people give them their houses and

I read this entire article imagining you speaking in a Heather’s like valley girl/sorority girl accent and found it hilarious. You need to sprinkle a few “WhatEVER’s” in there, and get a life. Gag me with a spoon! LOL