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Captain Lurk
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"He's hip, he's 29, he's in great shape, HE'S JOHNNY CAGE!"

The saga is where the money is, right? "Lets go to the Justice League/Sinister Six!" "But boss, we're not ready yet!" "Shut up, you're fired!"

I thought he was going to cut her head off.

He wasn't dead…just mostly dead.

"Remind me never to fuck with Cartman…er, Cersei."
Littlefinger getting all quantam physics and shit.
Sansa "I've gotta go". Bran: "I'm okay here. Hope I don't freeze to death since I'm a paraplegic, though, but you go ahead"
Boy, things are moving fast. John Snow just talked about leaving and, Poof!, he's at dragon

Read before you sign. Read before you sign. READ BEFORE YOU SIGN. Here endeth the lesson.

Sounds like shit.

That shit NEVER works.

Euron trouble.

Jon forgot the first rule of mafiosa…never let them see you coming, and kill them with a smile.

Lol

Holy shit that would be fantastic.

"Army"

It feels like a writer searching for an article.

Dario Na…Na….Na gonna see him around here anymore!

"Shall we begin?"
"Don't you want to clean up some of the broken and dusty shit in the castle first?"

To be fair, they filmed right near the castle on the hill, so it was too convenient to pass up.

Wow, look at Samwise Gamji and whatsherface. He's got cool facial hair, a slicked back do and is losing weight. She dyed her hair, started wearing makeup and had orthodontic work. And both of them are bathing regularly, apparently. They went from a pair of threes to a six and a seven!

*GoT writers furiously take notes*

Estella Warren's sexual charisma?